As we discussed in our previous post - *Hell hath no fury like an angry woman* - it is an increased occurrence to meet an angry woman on the street.
How many times do you meet an angry woman with a bank roll, a notion to drop cash on a Swedish McMansion and swanky luggage?
EXACTLY.
Word on the street is that Elin is ditching her transgression doused hubby and rollin her moving peeps outta *Tiger Country* with her artwork, furniture, rugs, lamps, door knobs, kids, dogs and kitchen sink.
Like most nasty stories, you can bank that Zoey Shea has some advice to give to our latest angry woman.
Listen up - Elin has a suitcase and she's PACKIN!
Here are some items we feel most fitting to pack into her swankilicous digs on casters.
PUMA gear :: Since your hubby did it? You can too. Sleep with the {sports apparel} enemy girl. Can I get an AMEN?
14 golf clubs :: mmhmm. One club for each not - so - hotty your hubby transgressed with.
1 Driver :: We aren't talkin about the one that hits the gas, we are talkin about the one that hits the golf ball. Just in case you ever decide to take the media's advice and use a driver instead of the 3 iron.
Keys to all the Buicks you can round up ::
Keys to the YACHT ::
The number to Trope and Trope :: We understand that you will be needing this in the next few weeks. Good to have a back up in case a whipper snapper takes your smart phone for a dunk in the milk.
Keys to the new McMansion ::
The number to that global management consulting, technology services and outsourcing company :: You know? We hear they are looking for a new spokesperson. GO GIRL!
Fuzzy slippers :: For the Puma shoot.
Sparkly robe :: For the Puma shoot dressing room.
Back up fuzzy slippers :: Mama is gonna be relaxin after that Puma shoot.
The back account numbers :: After all, mama needs new shoes.
Copy of that * renegotiated* prenup :: Don't forget this one. You've been working hard on the revisions. May want to put this in a pocket for easy access.
This should get you going nicely on your way Elin. We are rootin' for ya. FO SHO!
If you were Elin - What would you pack?
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