This has never been so dead on. How many angry women do you know? We know a lot. But lately they are popping up like Redenbacher's Popcorn.
The media is full of them. From reports of Mrs. Tiger Woods beating up her hubby with a golf club (still very ironic to us) to the now 9 women who have come out saying all kinds of things about Tiger and his romps - angry women are everywhere.
Why? Well, maybe its because women are more responsible. Yes. We just said that. Personal issues aside, women take care of the kids, schoolwork, home issues, designing their homes, dealing with household chores - and apparently selecting the house of in which to live.
Elin just did some *selecting* of her own and reportedly scored herself a mansion on an island. Heck, with the pay out she just reportedly latched onto, we would've just bought the island.
Life Lesson #2004, brought to you by the innocent bystanders being bombarded with Tiger news.
IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, OK. BUT NEVER CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
All of these women are freaking out over the *other* girlfriends, and quite honestly if they would all simmer down, Elin could get to furnishing that new mansion of hers.
Life Lesson #2005, brought to you by Zoey Shea.
IF YOU THINK SLEEPING WITH A CELEBRITY THAT IS MARRIED IS A GOOD IDEA, YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
Really. The celebrity isn't going to leave their spouse. You aren't that special. Save yourself the embarrassment and take a spa day.
Life Lesson #2006, brought to you by COMMON SENSE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED, TRUST PEOPLE.
MmmHmmm. Let's get real here folks. If you think you can cheat on your spouse and not get caught, you are mistaken. People talk. They have big mouths. You will get busted. Bank your trust on the ring you have on that finger of yours and you will keep your job, your wealth, your house, and your family.
And in light of all of this humor - We select this as the song of the week.... ENJOY!
HERE HERE -- there should absolutely be no gray here -- its black/white -- or blasian -- ;-).
Life Lesson #2007, brought to you by COMMON SENSE.
- If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, and poses like a duck -- good chance you'll DUCK!!!
Posted by: Patty | 12/10/2009 at 09:49 AM
AMEN! Looks like that duck? is about to Quack!
Posted by: Zoeyshea | 12/10/2009 at 11:50 AM
LOVE IT! Just take a Spa Day!
Posted by: Scott | 12/14/2009 at 06:11 AM