Santa Claus is coming to town on a raunchy ride

SO. We've made it through Thanksgiving, and now Dasher, we are onto Christmas! 

But all is not quiet through the house. Our texts are ringing - we're laughing out loud. 

Our friends have sick little sense of humors, and that is surely not 1 big rumor. 

Without despair we shall share the fab-u-lous texts with a no apology air. 

We are calling this as we see it, no use to act like you don't believe it. For Santa Claus is coming to town on a raunchy ride - run and hide. 

Text 1::

Please come get Santa!!

He's standing outside my house hollerin HO! HO! HO!

I keep telling him you don't live here!

Text 2:: 

If a real fat man dressed in red snatched you up and throws you in a bag? 

Don't be afraid.

It's Just Santa collecting his Ho! Ho! Ho's!

Now be quiet - I'm texting from the bag! 

Now don't be sad, we sent what we had. There will be more - for Santa's a swift little lad.

Please add your own below.  Don't be shy. 

 

Comments

[JDub]

I love ho's ;)