A lot of people seem to have a list of items thrown into a closet to re-gift to some poor unfortunate soul in the future.
We just have a list of cheap crap that hit the trash the moment it appeared. Play along as we journey through the all time worst gift ideas that Zoey and Shea have actually gotten.
- a 1986 model alarm clock. Plastic. White. Red digital read out. Crammed back into the original package and wrapped with scotch tape. Year gifted/trashed :: 2007
- a 1988 cheesy home decorating *gonna come into your house and show you wall decor on velcro boards type* wall sconce with Santa Claus hand painted on one, baby in a manger on the other. Year gifted/trashed :: 2008
- a 1999 *ja - makin me crazy* embossed bag with puffy paint lettering. Year gifted/trashed :: 1999
- a 1994 Christmas check for $200.00 that bounced and cost $35.00 to have the bank fixed that wasn't ever replaced with real funds. Year gifted/trashed :: 1994
- a 2002 company branded sweatshirt size XXS with no gift receipt since it was used. Year gifted/trashed :: 2006
- a 2005 coffee giftcard to starstrucks. $25.00. DENIED. It was used. Year gifted/trashed :: 2005
As you can see little blue boxes haven't been popping up nearly as much as we would like, and that is ok. This year we just told people to get us gift cards we can use anywhere. At least then we know they won't bounce when we go to use them. Well, unless the gifter already used them first.
Can you top our list? Try it.
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