It's Christmas Time ALMOST!!! Yep. We hear ya. BLEK! Nothing like getting your cheeks pinched by a freaky aunt, or a used alarm clock from 1999 scotch taped back into the original package. (Re-Gifting? Not always OK).
This brings up the URGENT need for Zoey Shea Truth #11
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#11
Just because we are related? Doesn't mean I like ya.
That's right. You heard it right. I? Can't stand you. The fact you call me in November to give me your Christmas wish list, ask me if I've lost weight, and end the call with *I can't wait to see you at Christmas Dinner* doesn't help your case.
In fact, it makes me dread that dinner more. So much more that I've decided to have an emergency vet service call me during dinner to let me know my cat (that doesn't really exist) has a terminal hairball and I must leave STAT! So, don't act shocked when your gift doesn't appear before I disappear.
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Moral of this story is a simple:: just because you are related, due to an unfortunate drunken night years ago, that no one really likes to talk about, doesn't mean you have to spend time together. Whether its because of too much Corona, or an unlucky draw from the gene pool, if you don't like each other, don't pretend. Even if they drove/flew/walked across the country to get to you? Make alternate plans. You won't regret it, and maybe someone will learn a lesson. Used alarm clocks? NOT on the list.
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