This morning on Twiiter, our friend Amy ( @aakomas ) tweeted a little hashtag, and that got us to thinking....
That's right. As our Zoey is SNOWED in, we are celebrating by offering up this fun little dazzle of a project for you all. Tweet us your best snow angel using the #snowangel and post it on our Facebook fan page. We will be posting them here as we sift through them...We will pick the winner!
Happy snow angeling, and be sure they are your PHOTOS!!!! GO!!! Winnah Winnah Chicken Dinnah!!!
Last time we mentioned how it didn’t take long for people to find our *get help* button at zoeyshea.com and to start seeking our amateur, yet amazingly insightful assistance. Everyday we are get emails on the things other people do, all of which fall under the label of CRAZY, or worse : POSTAL. Today’s topic is no different. This Carazy train we are riding is an uber useful tool, and boy are we glad this one found us.
The latest dilemma brought to our attention may need an intro. In no uncertain words kids: Alcohol? Is something you should never take lightly. Period. Especially when it may cause you to go postal, flip things and seriously damaged and/or drown something or someone.
In the rays of sun shiny days, it goes without saying folks will just get toasty red. BUT – a dangerous, plain tore up from the floor up maneuver is likely when *getting toasty* is a combo of alcohol + water + boats. We ain’t talking about a should’ve recycled that bottle of water or the infamous testosterone boat. We are talking YACHTS. Summer is when this seems to rear its ugly head because let’s face it – if you could be on a boat? You would be.
Over exposure to the sun is enough to drive one over the edge. *No pun* Now, we ain't gonna judge anyone, but we are gonna say this boat is anchored out on the water somewhere in Tennessee. Seems fitting. *Cue the “Rock Star” song*
::Play Along::
A boat is anchored out in a cove in
the waters of
The day progresses happily and while it may be getting late in the day ,the party ensues. After a few keg stands on this YACHT and a few shots of everclear jello shooters conveniently made up in huge plastic toy medical syringes, for easy dosing; it becomes clear that one of the folks MAY NOT be playing well with others. Blame Moonshine? Sweet mutha.
From the depths of this party cove you are startled to here “IMA GONNA FLIP THIS BEEEEAAATCCCHHHHH”
::Play Along Finished::
*cue the "So What" song* Obviously – someone not sharing all of their toys has irritated another member of the cove posse. No lie.To help this in despair cove possier we must to revert back to the childhood days of the sit-n-spin.
Don’t lie. You had one too. Remember when you would spin around so fast you felt like your head was gonna fly off and roll across the floor? Well, you would ROLL OFF the sit-n-spin and get so crazy feeling you would fall over then jump up swinging at the other kid because he wanted a turn. You freak out the kid, get your turn back, you are the winner – YOU are #1!!!! Well, being #1 isn’t the goal here, nor is trying to get back on the sit-n-spin.
In fact the moral of this story is:
When you get pissed off in the water, on a YACHT, and have been drinking with other boats surrounding you? MAN UP! Kick the *TOOL* off the boat that ain’t playing right and make it happen cap’t! Then as you commandeer your stolen vessel away from the sight of the non share – turn slowly raise your middle finger and scream *YOU’RE NUMBER ONE*
Liberating.
Dang! Don’t try and *FLIP THIS BEEEEEEATCCCHHHH*
Your insurance ain’t gonna like it, and neither is your chiropractor. Just sayin.
*This
post is brought to you because someone emailed us through our *GET HELP*
page at zoeyshea.com and complained of an intense inner urgency to flip YACHTS
when under the influence of everclear or moonshine. They needed help. We are
glad to have offered our insight. Peace
out and rock the number 1.
